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Los Angeles, CA – Fuck looking for the mistletoe at upcoming holiday events, Sure Fuck Cologne for Men is the way to get the ladies’ attention without awkwardly maneuvering around the party space.

Sure Fuck Cologne is blended with stimulating, clean, top notes of Italian lemon and Tuscan mandarin, mixed with moist green ferns and just a pinch of pink pepper. The heart-note of lavender, entwined with purported aphrodisiacal scents of warm coriander and Neroli orange-flower, is then layered over a light patchouli base. Rounding out the finish is cedar, sandalwood and amber, to evoke an earthy masculinity.

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While Sure Fuck Cologne is a perfect novelty gift choice for Bachelor parties, frat parties and divorce parties, Sure Fuck maintains its integrity as a quality men’s fragrance that is also suitable for more serious gift giving occasions.

Seymore Butts featured Sure Fuck Cologne on episode 11 of the Gold Show, after a friend introduced him to the product.

“Usually I see this kind of thing in a sex shop and it smells like turpentine mixed with eau de jockstrap. Sure Fuck can stand on its own with any brand name men’s cologne. Did it get me laid? Hey, dude – I’m Seymore Butts! But you aren’t, so it won’t hurt to give Sure Fuck Cologne a try.”

Sure Fuck Cologne is available through the official company website, surefuckcologne.com and through Amazon.com.

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