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While Sure Fuck Cologne is a perfect novelty gift choice for Bachelor parties, frat parties and divorce parties, Sure Fuck maintains its integrity as a quality men’s fragrance that is also suitable for more serious gift giving occasions.

Seymore Butts featured Sure Fuck Cologne on episode 11 of the Gold Show, after a friend introduced him to the product.

“Usually I see this kind of thing in a sex shop and it smells like turpentine mixed with eau de jockstrap. Sure Fuck can stand on its own with any brand name men’s cologne. Did it get me laid? Hey, dude – I’m Seymore Butts! But you aren’t, so it won’t hurt to give Sure Fuck Cologne a try.”

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